Music meme

I never do this but this one sounded like fun:

Open iTunes/iPod or Windows Media Player to answer the following. Go to your library. Answer, no matter how embarrassing it is.

How many songs? 2464

Sort by artist:
First artist: 3 Doors Down
Last artist: Ze Renato

Sort by song title:
First: ¿Que Sabes Tú?
Last: Zooropa

Sort by time:
Shortest Song: Voice Memo 0:11
Longest Song: Me Talk Pretty One Day Part 2 of 3, David Sedaris, 2:21:05

First Album: 8 Mile, Eminem
Last Album: Zooropa, U2

First song that comes up on Shuffle: Wait, Tracy Chapman

How many songs come up when you search for "sex?" 13
How many songs come up when you search for "death?" 4
How many songs come up when you search for "love?" 154
How many songs come up when you search for "you?" 235
How many songs come up when you search for "why?" 7
How many songs come up when you search for "God?" 22
How many songs come up when you search for "crazy?" 2
How many songs come up when you search for "fuck?" 0