Conversations with Kids

[ste_noni]

They will both probably hate me posting this someday, but:

Ellie was helping me get Frisco dressed the other day and noticed that he has something she doesn't.

Ellie: Mommy, what dat?

Me: That's his penis. It's how he goes pee-pee.

Ellie: Frisco, dat you peanut!

The funnier thing is that every time I change him or he's in the bath, she points out his "peanut" to him.

Comments

[debg.livejournal.com]

This reminded me of a standup comic - I think it was Bill Engvall. He and his wife had an infant son and a three or four year old daughter. His daughter marched into the nursery one day as Dad was changing the baby, and announced "I wish to see the PENIS OF MY BROTHER." Engvall blinked, shrugged, and said all righty then, here you go, and moved the diaper aside. She peered at it for a few moments, shook her head, and announced "My brother has an UGLY PENIS." and stalked out of the room.

Kids = funny.